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After the fantastic Pride PPV last weekend, UFC are going to have to pull something really special out of the bag to top it so let's see what we have.

Lightweight Bout (dark):
Jason The Gizzard Gilliam: 34, 60, 155, 11-0-0
Last UFC Bout: This is his UFC Debut.
Vs.
Jamie The Worm Varner: 22, 58, 155, 9-1-0
Last UFC Bout: At UFC 62 (08/26/2006) lost to Hermes Franca via submission at 3:31 in Round 3.

Jason Gilliam loves Jesus as much as our friend Sheiky as he lists him as his only hero. I don't know why since when asked what his job was before fighting he replied "I was studying to be a cop, but then I went to jail and all that went away, so I turned into a wrench-head (mechanic), working on million dollar toys." Humbled~! Jamie Varner however will never be a friend of Jesus since he lists his favourite technique as "sleeping people". I am not going to say anymore for fear of plague or anything else he could conjure up. I am going to for for Gilliam in this fight as he has the better record being undefeated in 11 fights.
Winner - Jason Gilliam

Lightweight Bout (dark):
Gleison Tibau: 23, 510, 155, 23-3-0
Last UFC Bout: At UFC 65 (11/18/2006) lost to Nick Diaz via referee stoppage at 2:27 in Round 2.
Vs.
Jason Dynamite Dent: 26, 59, 155, 12-6-0
Last UFC Bout: At UFC 63 (09/23/2006) lost to Roger Huerta Via Unanimous Decision at 5:00 in Round 3.

Jason Dent is a wise man indeed since when asked what his favourite technique was he replied " I can't tell you that because you know my opponents will be reading this." So that's why people lose fights, they read UFC.com and learn their opponent's techniques from there. I wonder how long it will be before Travis Lutter puts his cooking techniques on his profile? Can you imagine that, triple chocolate cookies, down home country cooking...wait this is Travis Lutter i'm talking about, how about a tub of lard and a spoon? I am going to go with Jason Dent for this fight just for the fact that Gleison Tibau lost to Nick Diaz pre-greatestfightisawalltimeallmylife.
Winner - Jason Dent

Welterweight Bout (Dark):
Luigi Fioravanti: 26, 58, 185, 9-1-0
Last UFC Bout: At Fight Night Live 7 (12/13/2006) Defeated Dave Menne via TKO at 4:44 of Round 1.
Vs.
Jon Fitch: 28, 60, 170, 16-2-0
Last UFC Bout: At UFC 64 (10/14/2006) Defeated Kuniyoshi Hironaka via Unanimous Decision at 5:00 of Round 3.

Jon Fitch is my new hero after this comment regarding his favourite technique "Punch to face or kick to head, its a toss up between the two, but I have also been known to suplex opponents." Senshi + Iron Sheik = Winner!
Winner - Jon Fitch

Light Heavyweight Bout (Dark):
Rex Big Dog Holman: 37, 62, 205, 4-1-0
Last UFC Bout: This is his UFC Debut
Vs.
Matt The Hammer Hamill: 30, 61, 205, 3-0-0
Last UFC Bout: At Fight Night Live (10/10/2006) Defeated Seth Petruzelli via Unanimous decision at 5:00 in Round 3.

Again with the invisible fighters that lose fights by default even though they are actually there in the octagon but nobody can see them.
Winner - Matt Hamill

Light Heavyweight Bout:
The Punisher Jason Lambert: 29, 510, 205, 22-5-0
Last UFC Bout: UFC 63 (09/23/2006) lost to Rashad Evans via KO at 2:22 of Round 2.
Vs.
Renato Babalu Sobral: 31, 61, 205, 27-6-0
Last UFC Bout: UFC 62 (08/26/2006) lost to Chuck Liddell Via TKO at 1:35 of Round 1.

This is Babalu's comeback fight after going down to the great Chuck Liddell and he is out to regain his loss against Jason Lambert. Since Lmbert cannot bring big guns and explosives to the octagon like the real Punisher, he is going to be beaten soundly by Babalu.
Winner - Renato Sobral

Middleweight Bout:
Jason The Athlete MacDonald: 31, 63, 185, 18-7-0
Last UFC Bout: At UFC 66 (12/30/2006) Defeated Chris Leben Via TKO at 4:03 of Round 2.
Vs.
Rich Ace Franklin: 32, 61, 185, 22-2-0
Last UFC Bout: At UFC 64 (10/14/2006) lost to Anderson Silva via TKO at 2:59 of Round 1.

This could be the sleeper fight of the night with MacDonald coming off a win against Chris Leben and Rich Franklin returning after his HUMBLING IN THE OLD COUNTRY WAY by everybody's friend Anderson Silva~! For some odd reason, there is a picture on MacDonald's profile showing him telling Rochelle how big his...member is. So here is how i see the fight going, Jason MacDonald will be too busy talking to Rochelle to notice Rich Franklin sneaking up behind him and knocking him the fuck out and then beating him to death with said member. (Oh, jesus this is SO wrong, I may have given Ric "bathroom material" for the next month )
Winner - Rich Franklin

Middleweight Bout:
Martin The Hitman Campmann: 24, 60, 185, 7-1-0
Last UFC Bout: At Ultimate Fighter 4 Finale (11/11/2006) Defeated Thales Leites via Unanimous Decision after 5:00 of Round 3.
Vs.
Drew McFedries: 28, 60, 205, 4-1-0
Last UFC Bout: At UFC 65 (11/18/2006) defeated Alessio Sakara via TKO at 4:07 in Round 1.

My mind is dead after that last comment so i'm going to use the EuTube index to decide the victor.

Martin Campmann: 0 videos
Drew McFedries: 0 videos

Fuck! That didn't help, let's flip a coin...dammit! No coin! Well based on win/loss records i am going to predict Marvin Campann to win.
Winner - Marvin Campann

Welterweight Bout:
Chris Lights Out Lytle: 32, 511, 170, 18-12-5
Last UFC Bout: Ultimate Fighter 4 Finale (11/11/2006) Lost to Matt Serra via Split decision after 5:00 of Round 3.
Vs.
Matt Hughes: 33, 59, 169, 41-4-0
Last UFC Bout: At UFC 65 (11/18/2006) Lost to Georges St. Pierre via TKO at 1:25 of Round 2.

Matt Hughes is returning to the UFC after being killed by GSP at UFC 65 while Chris Lytle is only coming back from a decision loss. I'm sure that Hughes will want to put on a strong performance to show Dana White he wants his title back. I am going to say he will.
Winner - Matt Hughes

"And now from the Mandalay Bay Events Center in Las Vegas, Nevada. IT'S TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME FOR OUR UFC MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING!" Again Bruce you are wrong, this show is coming from the Nationwide Arena in Columbus, Ohio and why have you not taken off the maid's outfit that Lenne Hardt gave you at the Pride show? No, don't take it off right now...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OH GOD!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!! Lenne, take him to the back please.

Heavyweight Title Bout:
Randy The Natural Couture: 43, 62, 205, 14-8-0
Last UFC Bout: At UFC 57 (02/03/2006) Lost to Chuck Liddell Via KO at 1:28 of Round 2.
Vs.
Tim The Manie-Iac Sylvia: 30, 68, 265, 24-2-0
Last UFC Bout: At UFC 65 (11/18/2006) defeated Jeff Monson Via Unanimous Decision after 5:00 of Round 5.

I really, really, really do not want to do this but i am going to have to go with Casey and choose Tim Sylvia to win this fight. I would like to be proven wrong and have Couture win the title but i just do not see it happening. Couture is 43 years old which is very old in the world of fighting while Tim Sylvia is 13 years younger and has got momentum coming into this fight with two successful title defences. I'm sorry Randy Couture but please prove me wrong, i am only doing this to avoid the One Night in Chyna DVD review that is destined for Wade.
Winner - Tim Sylvia.